Whoever you are, I want the pizza you're consuming or thinking about getting. I want the scones you're baking, the bacon you're frying, the cheese you just bought, the gummy bears you got as your after-work treat.
In other words, I'm on a diet. I, Ellen, curator of the sugariest of blogs, am on a freakin diet.
No, I'm not concerned about thunder thighs, love handles, or any of that stuff. I'm on the Elimination Diet, a 3-week digestive cleanse in which you cut out all the good things ever and start incorporating them back in very slowly to see how they affect you. Just...google it. Everyone does it a little differently.
